im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
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its my birthday and the struggle is real
my brother doesnt have a tumblr but his friends do and apparently they follow me because he just came into my room and smacked me upside the head for twerking on our dining room table
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
i’m really sorry
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If John had turned up in S3 looking like this tho
swaggity swag let’s shag
Hello friend i am here
